Is your wife pregnant? There will never be a better time than now to stack stuffs on her. Now GO.
What stuffs you ask? The sky is the limit -literally- I say.
Clearly the third trimester is the safest time for you to stack stuffs, photograph evidence, and ..run. She won't catch up. However many a brave man have been known to Jenga to their hearts content on a soundly sleeping first or second trimester'.
Now go! Go and stack stuffs on pregnant women like wildfire! Once we here at SOMPW get rolling, any and all Ad revenue will be donated to charity supporting breast cancer research.
