how fragile is the flame that burns within us all to light each passing day? ~ bad religion

mayor bee

oahhh nooooahh

byeee world.

i likey

i'm off to live w mr finkelstein. so long all..

I keep the floors extremely clean, so clean that you can eat off of them, which is actually what I do. I have a thing about plates and utensils. I eat 2 well cooked fried eggs off of a small tile in the middle of the living room with chopsticks every evening at 7:15 PM. You cannot touch my chopsticks.

>>>>fwd

just about the only forward mail i've ever read semi worthy of forwarding:

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100
bills out the window and make ten people very happy"

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot,

"Such big shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out the
window and make 56 million people very happy."

zing!
no?
no???

shotgun

http://shotgunrules.com/

Hand On Door

Shotgun can no longer be called once someone's hand is holding the shotgun door handle. This officially stakes their claim to Shotgun and calling it at this time is just redundant. This is one scenario where a person does not actually have to say Shotgun to get the seat. This rule's importance is that no one has to be around for you to stake your claim to Shotgun, whereas usually one other would-be occupant must be present for you to call it.

uhh No. this goes against the very nature of shotgun and everything it stands for.  i would even go so far as saying you could already be sitting in the front seat as long as the door is still ajar and if someone calls shotgun, you're assed out, get in the back. 

you people that use the hand on the door excuse get no love.  you know who you are. 

madeyouthink.org

a picture is worth a thousand words.

elementary art class was never this fun

best wanted ad ever, EVER

saw this in the san diego reader classifieds:

election 2004:the people have spoken

introducing the scenesters

no need to watch past emo guy getting called out for what he is.  now carry on and continue to suck at life, emo guy

link

fun for hours

vid

This little dragon appears to be looking at you. But if you rotate the base this way or that the dragon's head appears to turn the other way...

you know you want to make one